Tuesday, January 6, 2009

quote of the day...

a little vulgar and i'm not sure where it came from, but i thought it was funny enough to share...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her...

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of $hit."

2 comments:

molly said...

THe Joys of being a women - oh so true!! Don't mess with us!

klp said...

ha!! just read that to jay - he especially liked that one...lots of giggles.

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